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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 October 1980 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 612
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14814) - you deserved it (44432)

On 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by flexibleflatulance (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

#5050946
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14814) - you deserved it (44432)

On 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by flexibleflatulance (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52435) - you deserved it (3973)

On 09/01/2009 at 12:48pm - money - by adriana (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46652) - you deserved it (4496)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by helenablitz (woman) - United States (California)



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