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Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

#4044013 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (37952) - you deserved it (4708)

On 07/26/2009 at 12:29am - love - by acnegirl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone falls silent as my dad begins to pray for our meal. FML

#3882567 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (38047) - you deserved it (3639)

On 07/19/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Churizmo - United States

Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost a year. No one has ever contacted me out of the 134 people I've been "scientifically" matched with. FML

#2848981 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (34640) - you deserved it (4901)

On 06/13/2009 at 1:17am - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML

#2633025 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (10860) - you deserved it (31940)

On 06/05/2009 at 3:07pm - money - by victimboi (man) - United Kingdom



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