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Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28733) - you deserved it (27788)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (3313)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)



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