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Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML


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On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML


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On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML


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On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

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