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Visits<b>Polionixon</b> - the 02/25/2010 at 6:26pm

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Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33308) - you deserved it (3663)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8268) - you deserved it (33216)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40353) - you deserved it (4072)

On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States



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