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Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (19773) - you deserved it (3572)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML

#8712644 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (17070) - you deserved it (1456)

On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

#8658906 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (17042) - you deserved it (5687)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

#8492121 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (6973) - you deserved it (17879)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

#8416746 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (19740) - you deserved it (1540)

On 02/18/2010 at 7:44pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

#8350664 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (17524) - you deserved it (1479)

On 02/16/2010 at 8:30pm - misc - by misspriss (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

#7231938 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (8889) - you deserved it (20782)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML

#7021786 (24)

I agree, your life sucks (5400) - you deserved it (21834)

On 12/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by mylifeissad (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was at work at Hollywood Video. A guy came in and left without renting anything. Minutes later, I find human feces between the "Kids" and "Comedy" aisles. FML

#6840782 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (22965) - you deserved it (1231)

On 12/20/2009 at 1:32am - work - by Van (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

#6721732 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (22903) - you deserved it (1168)

On 12/12/2009 at 11:55am - health - by FrozenD - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandpa was wearing flip flops and white socks. He entered my restroom, and the moment he did it, I realized there was no toilet paper left. I felt too ashamed to interrupt his dump, so I waited for him to ask for paper, he never did and came out without socks. FML

#6695644 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (20751) - you deserved it (3335)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by dayum (man) - Mexico (Chihuahua)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

#6433881 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (29661) - you deserved it (1980)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML

#6391764 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (16982) - you deserved it (9628)

On 11/21/2009 at 6:02pm - animals - by eyesightfail (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I played with the white dust on the counter at work for the last time. After a couple of weeks of arriving to a thin coating of dust over the counter, and drawing in it, piling it up and other such fun things, I met the guy who now does the earlier shift. He has a huge, dandruffy beard. FML

#5946410 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (23168) - you deserved it (8034)

On 10/22/2009 at 5:24pm - work - by JustEwww (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML

#5504696 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (28277) - you deserved it (10339)

On 09/27/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by cockroach (man) - United States (Texas)