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Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41608) - you deserved it (9333)

On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I unknowingly used my shampoo thinking it was leave-in-conditioner. While walking to work, it started to rain. I started to produce suds. FML

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On 01/05/2013 at 10:59am - misc - by nomegusta (woman) - United States

Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML

#20114686
113 comments

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On 10/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

#17499857
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On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML

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On 07/04/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by Peta2nNoMore (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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