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  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
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Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7935) - you deserved it (25818)

On 01/19/2011 at 12:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend who is married with children. His wife found my number on his phone and thinks that I am my sister. Since then, she has been calling me non-stop, calling me a 'prostitute' each time. FML

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On 01/18/2011 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML

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On 12/15/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by Charlayyyy -

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

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On 12/14/2010 at 4:26am - health - by shit (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML

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On 12/08/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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