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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 January 1988 (26 years)
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About zargon : I am a bastard-coated bastard with bastard filling.

I'm bitter and I like to argue.

I vote every FML "YDI", no exceptions, but I'm just as likely to defend OPs as I am to lambast them.

I have an education and I use it and, contrary to modern society's hippy ideals, that does make me better than some people. Deal with it.

Don't like it? Not my problem. Don't mind it? We might actually get along; I can be pleasant when I don't have reason to be a rotten bastard. Twisted enough to actually like it? PM me sometime.

One last thing: My birth year is listed correctly, but I was born on one of the other 365 days. Good luck guessing which.

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