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Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15500) - you deserved it (19921)

On 10/20/2012 at 3:16am - animals - by puppylove - United States

Today, I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week. We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy. Great, my dog is a racist. FML

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On 10/02/2012 at 3:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML

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On 09/27/2012 at 11:31am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my own butt. FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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