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  • Number of visits : 745
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About zaku2capt : I love gundam particulary the 8th ms team and oh I love WW2 history as well.

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Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28651) - you deserved it (2211)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML

#19531341
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28102) - you deserved it (2809)

On 04/26/2012 at 8:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37002) - you deserved it (3096)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49901) - you deserved it (5507)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28515) - you deserved it (3553)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39084) - you deserved it (3136)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

#17852902
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29474) - you deserved it (8421)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29431) - you deserved it (2833)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML

#17389169
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29487) - you deserved it (4663)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44907) - you deserved it (11045)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

#15676274
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47699) - you deserved it (3994)

On 04/07/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75528) - you deserved it (7161)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

#14658044
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20880) - you deserved it (44471)

On 01/21/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML

#8712644
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27474) - you deserved it (2482)

On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

#7448210
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41424) - you deserved it (14872)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)



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