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  • Birth Date : Monday 20 November 1995 (18 years)
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Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30603) - you deserved it (2612)

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