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by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by atsukobo / 03/10/2012 at 1:04am / United States / Love
by Sharibabi65 / 03/07/2012 at 1:16am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
by Autocorrected / 03/04/2012 at 12:02am / Philippines (Bulacan) / Love
Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML
by Buttscratcher / 03/03/2012 at 11:12am / United Kingdom / Health
by virginkiller / 03/03/2012 at 8:23am / Singapore / Intimacy
by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by kittens go meow / 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by givingup / 01/30/2012 at 12:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by ParkerRommel / 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 3:26am / Libyan Arab Jamahiriya / Intimacy
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Jman6295 / 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
- Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got… Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2am. This old man… Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the…