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by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by atsukobo / 03/10/2012 at 1:04am / United States / Love
by Sharibabi65 / 03/07/2012 at 1:16am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
by Autocorrected / 03/04/2012 at 12:02am / Philippines (Bulacan) / Love
Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML
by Buttscratcher / 03/03/2012 at 11:12am / United Kingdom / Health
by virginkiller / 03/03/2012 at 8:23am / Singapore / Intimacy
by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by kittens go meow / 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by givingup / 01/30/2012 at 12:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by ParkerRommel / 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 3:26am / Libyan Arab Jamahiriya / Intimacy
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Jman6295 / 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the…