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zackman13
  • Town/Country : north bay ontario, canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1975
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19843) - you deserved it (2533)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by snickerdoodles - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

#7203649 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (19069) - you deserved it (2378)

On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (48441) - you deserved it (2069)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

#6288438 (294)

I agree, your life sucks (27720) - you deserved it (2348)

On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally filed the divorce papers I was putting off for weeks. This is my third divorce. After my first husband cheated on me, and my second husband and I learned we had VERY different views, now my third husband is cheating on me with his fiancee. I'm a marriage counselor. FML

#6267569 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (25156) - you deserved it (6982)

On 11/12/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by akward411 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

#6265559 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (21790) - you deserved it (3077)

On 11/11/2009 at 10:05pm - misc - by DangerZone (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML

#6100010 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (8679) - you deserved it (32414)

On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

#6098895 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (26225) - you deserved it (2111)

On 11/01/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by WasteOfTime (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was woken up at 7:00am for a work emergency after a long night of partying. If the 15 missed phone calls didn't do it, the hose water that was sprayed through my window by my boss sure did. FML

#6098525 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (19112) - you deserved it (6902)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:48am - work - by bpongplayer (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML

#6095945 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (34965) - you deserved it (2838)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:30am - love - by Loser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving my child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. FML

#6095339 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (24102) - you deserved it (2437)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

#6094134 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (18743) - you deserved it (3102)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by trickortreat (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

#6092612 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (23748) - you deserved it (1107)

On 10/31/2009 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm and I saw and smelled smoke coming under my door. My second story window wouldn't unlock so I broke it open, threw out as many of my belongings as I could, and jumped. Turns out, the smell and noise were from my roomates cheap vacuum cleaner, not a fire. FML

#6091826 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (10656) - you deserved it (14390)

On 10/31/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by smokedetector (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

#6089701 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (24491) - you deserved it (1800)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)