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Today, I had to drink the most vile and disgusting medicinal treatments I could ever imagine. Then I had to drink it again when I threw up the first batch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30385) - you deserved it (3187)

On 09/16/2009 at 5:28pm - health - by megs2129 (woman) - United States (New York)

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Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16483) - you deserved it (72721)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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