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  • Town/Country : New York , America
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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36630) - you deserved it (8049)

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