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Visits<b>vivsss</b> - the 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm

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Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML


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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML


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On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. I'm a sensitive sleeper and I move in my sleep, so the light wakes me up. It's currently 2 a.m. and all together I've gotten about 20 minutes of sleep. FML


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On 07/23/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by someone - United States

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML


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On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

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