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for girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive an grandmother's engagement ring . When she opened both boxes, I took her hand an looked deep in her eyes an told her to pickhichever she wanted . She took the external hard looool drive, even though she already has one . FML


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On 03/28/2009 at 4:07am - love - by Anon. (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today mah boyfriend and I decided to have our frst "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions and hooked up mah cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by awkwardgayboi (man) - United States (Missouri)

2day I want to onlina to fina out why mah midtarm grada is for mah laast favorita class Psychology. Aftar waaks upon waaks of studying and doing work for a class I hata I found out that I hava a zaro in tha class. Turns out I'va baan going to tha wrong psychology class all samastar. fat FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by absentminded (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , a man on the train asked me if i had any change. I quickly responded with ( no habla engles ). He then tapped me on the shoulder and said ( That would've been a lot more believable if u weren't reading that paper. ) FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 2:05pm - money - by nthor (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I had a job intarviaw. I stoppd to taka a paa in tha lobby bafora I want in. I ralaxd a bit too much at tha urinal looool an accidantally fartd. I chuckld about it lika a 5-yaar old 4 a faw saconds. Tha guy that had baan naxt to ma at tha urinal was tha intarviawar. FML


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On 03/09/2009 at 6:45pm - work - by ADH2000 (man) - United States (New York)

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