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Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML
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On 03/28/2009 at 4:07am - love - by Anon. (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was trying to register for a porn site. I secretly took my father's credit card, but all I got back was a "this credit card is already in use." FML
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On 03/15/2009 at 9:18am - intimacy - by freshed (man) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML
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On 03/11/2009 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by awkwardgayboi (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I went to online to find out why my midterm grade is for my least favorite class Psychology. After weeks upon weeks of studying and doing work for a class I hate I found out that I have a zero in the class. Turns out I've been going to the wrong psychology class all semester. FML
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On 03/11/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by absentminded (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a man on the train asked me if i had any change. I quickly responded with "no habla engles". He then tapped me on the shoulder and said "That would've been a lot more believable if you weren't reading that paper." FML
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On 03/11/2009 at 2:05pm - money - by nthor (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I proceeded to chuckle about it like a 5-year old for a few seconds. The guy that had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 6:45pm - work - by ADH2000 (man) - United States (New York)
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