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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 November 1973 (42 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 35885
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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z_vet's favorite FMLs

Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML

by Anon. / 03/28/2009 at 4:07am / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

by awkwardgayboi / 03/11/2009 at 2:35pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I went to online to find out why my midterm grade is for my least favorite class Psychology. After weeks upon weeks of studying and doing work for a class I hate I found out that I have a zero in the class. Turns out I've been going to the wrong psychology class all semester. FML

by absentminded / 03/11/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, a man on the train asked me if i had any change. I quickly responded with "no habla engles". He then tapped me on the shoulder and said "That would've been a lot more believable if you weren't reading that paper." FML

by nthor / 03/11/2009 at 2:05pm / United States (New York) / Money

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5-year old for a few seconds. The guy that had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

by ADH2000 / 03/09/2009 at 6:45pm / United States (New York) / Work