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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Friday 19 December 2014