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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 615
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Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML


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