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  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 June 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3147
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About zBerryz : Flutist, nerd, horticulturist🌱

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Visits<b>10nachoman10</b> - yesterday at 1:40am<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 8:37pm<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 12:51am<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 4:28pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 7:57am<b>m1i2c3h4a5e6l7</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 8:40pm<b>Mons</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 7:18am<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 8:29pm<b>suoerkewl</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 4:49pm<b>sandman676</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 6:23am<b>ChristDesi</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 5:18pm<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 2:50am<b>itsnotmariam</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 2:06am<b>Oliveisthenewora</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 1:57am<b>jumbalia94</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 3:08pm<b>hallieee</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 3:52am<b>chewsef</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 6:09pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 1:56pm

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Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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zBerryz's favorite FMLs

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

by Bex98 / 01/11/2016 at 3:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

by headache / 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

by Anonymous / 07/06/2009 at 6:36pm / United States (California) / Transportation