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yungbrittany98
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 January 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 149
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About yungbrittany98 : Hi I'm Brittany!! I'm 14 I live in MA. I cheer for my school, I like to shop tan and hangout so hmu

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Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

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238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25692) - you deserved it (2398)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24863) - you deserved it (20388)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36629) - you deserved it (11379)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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On 03/21/2012 at 3:27am - intimacy - by ReallyBro (woman) - United States (Texas)



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