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  • Number of visits : 562
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 28 posted

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Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML

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151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10474) - you deserved it (40581)

On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

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On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26064) - you deserved it (4200)

On 12/28/2011 at 2:57am - health - by Fatty - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML

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On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)

Today, there was a flood at my friends house. As a result, their cat shelter had to be evacuated, and my mother decided to help. I came home to 23 cats in my bedroom. I'm highly allergic. My face has now swollen up to the size of a football, and I have an important job interview tomorrow. FML



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