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by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…