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Today, I spent most of my daughter's 8th birthday with her in the hospital while her broken arm was put in a cast. Apparently, my son had told her that some people gained the ability to fly on their 8th birthday before encouraging her to find out by jumping off the slippery slide. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23876) - you deserved it (2031)

On 01/30/2013 at 5:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

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324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38250) - you deserved it (3601)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17268) - you deserved it (21796)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

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On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30724) - you deserved it (19929) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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