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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 June 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2460
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About yourmysunshine : hi.
i'm an FML whore.
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Today while at my boyfriend's house my stomach began to hurt really badly so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on his dad went to the bathroom an yelled "Goddamn son what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35535) - you deserved it (6959)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checkd inside like I'm supposd to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughd nervously then hit me in the head looool with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

#7215986
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31516) - you deserved it (3988)

On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school!! Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14549) - you deserved it (35885)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today during the opening night performance of our schools musical while I wasn't on stage I decidd to use the restroom. I came out to find two of fellow actresses putting thier hands over mouth. Apparently I had left microphone on and everyone heard me using the restroom. FML

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up mah winning record!! I eventually got seatd against a guy who beat me at every hand!! I heard laughing behind me after I lost all mah winnings!! The guy behind me had just made an account, lookd over mah shoulder, and won all mah money!! FML

#5333449
63 comments

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On 09/18/2009 at 3:15pm - money - by shushingmoon (man) - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY... I SAW A WIEGHT LOSS 'BEFORE AND AFTER' ADVERTISEMENT AND I WISHED I COULD AT LEAST LOOK LYK THE 'BEFORE'. REAL FML

#5301983
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33844) - you deserved it (21927)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today ma family gaterd to pray. It was ma broter's turn to pray and e endd wit tis ( ...and elp Cev tat e does not become te disappointment everyone expects im to be. Amen. ) I lookd on in sock as ma entire family noddd and said ( Amen ) in agreement. Hi I'm Cev. FML

#5293926
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39785) - you deserved it (4827)

On 09/16/2009 at 3:58pm - misc - by jaskyriddims (man) - Dominica (Saint George)

Today , I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first , I texted her "I'm already there , sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

#5292418
337 comments

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On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at a birthday party and got my faca rubbd in with a caka . Whan I cummd out of tha rastroom having washd my faca I noticd ona of tha girls going in . Just to ba nica I askd, "Thay puttd caka on your faca too, did thay?" Sha said no, that was just har maka-up . FML

#5247555
55 comments

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On 09/14/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by nickname (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today My Boyfriend Of 8 Months Dumpd Me Over The Phone In Between Telling The Subway Employeeshat He Wantd On His Sandwich. FML

#5230758
127 comments

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On 09/13/2009 at 3:18pm - love - by misc (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2day My Daughter Usd The Kids Potty Chair On Her Own For The First Time. Bad: The Bucket Was Not In It So Poo Hit The Floor. Good: She Trid To Clean It... Bad: With Her Socks. Good: She Decidd To Clean The Socks. Bad: She Usd The Wall. Good: She Finally Calld Dad. FML

#5164209
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45551) - you deserved it (4300)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, My Mom Noticed The Hickey That I Have On My Neck . Embarrassed, I Tried Convincing Her That I Burnt Myself Using A Hair Straightener . She Then Told Me That That's The Same Excuse She Told My Grandmahen She Got A Hickey . FML

#5086359
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11815) - you deserved it (43149)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Saw A Girl I Haven't Seen In 4 Years. She Used To Lyk Me Back Then. Since Then I Have Lost 50 Pounds, An Never Had The Confidence To Ask Her Out. She Said I Looked Really Sexy So I Decided To Ask Her Out On A Date Then An There. She Said No, She Only Likes Fat Guys. Mega FML

#5072938
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47508) - you deserved it (4298)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:19am - love - by Nofatforme (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walkad in on mah parants doing it. Luckily thay didn't saa ma so I slippad out. I lookad outsida, trying to taka mah mind of tha horrors I had just witnassad, only to raaliza mah dad's car wasn't in tha drivaway. FML

#5065139
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71811) - you deserved it (2991)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking through my house when I saw a strange man sitting on my couch. I askd him who he was and he said he was a friend of my mom's. He told me to join him and when I sat down, he punchd me in the face and stole my cell phone, wallet, and car keys. big fat FML

#5021178
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56356) - you deserved it (21797)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by robbed (man) - United States (Michigan)



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