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by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finished booking the non-refundable cruise for my wife and I to the Bahamas. I did this after confirming once again that my mother could take care of our son while we're away. An hour after I paid, she called back saying she mistook the dates and can't do it anymore. FML
by vacationless / 02/05/2013 at 2:35pm / United States (West Virginia) / Holidays
Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
by anonymous / 02/05/2013 at 12:22am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
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