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Taday I finishd booking the non-refundable cruise fir mah wife and I to the Bahamas. I did this after confirming once again that mah mother could take care of our son while we're away. An hour after I paid, she calld back saying she mistook the dates and can't do it anymore. FML
Today, At A Friendly Get-together, Mah Friend's Husband Had Too Much To Drink And Got Into A Fistfight With Mah Husband. I'm Seven-and-a-half Months Pregnant, And The Friendly Get-together Was Mah Babby Shower. FML
Friday 27 March 2015