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yourlordsays
  • Town/Country : Niet dus, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 184
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34035) - you deserved it (3008)

On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finished booking the non-refundable cruise for my wife and I to the Bahamas. I did this after confirming once again that my mother could take care of our son while we're away. An hour after I paid, she called back saying she mistook the dates and can't do it anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25984) - you deserved it (2041)

On 02/05/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by vacationless - United States (West Virginia)

Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML

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On 02/05/2013 at 12:22am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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