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Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22410) - you deserved it (5285)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11600) - you deserved it (36630)

On 02/27/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nuttjacob (man) - United States (Vermont)



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