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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 253
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, I realized that the drunk-me delete my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad . Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to loose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine . FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11981) - you deserved it (45148)

On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY I MET UP WITH A GIRL I'VE BEEN TALKING TO ON THE INTERNET 4 A YEAR AN A HALF. TURNS OUT SHE EDITS HER MOUSTACHE OUT OF ALL HER PHOTOS. BIG FAT FML

#6035078
115 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today , I learned that if u make fun of a man for walking with looool a cane , you'd better be ready for him to hit u with it. FML

#5912025
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6945) - you deserved it (151009)

On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)

today mah grlfriend an I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day... we finally got intimate... with me doing all she asked of her. In return 4 hard-work... she took mah meat in her hand an started making lightsaber noises... before pronouncing "I don't see why people lyk it so much." FML

#5876001
62 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 7:29am - intimacy - by Ignitingmylightsaber (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet , causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals . It hurts to walk . FML

#5793265
124 comments

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On 10/12/2009 at 8:34am - intimacy - by ravestradamus (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

2day I woke up after a night of drinking in mah backyard. All I was wearing were mah boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see mah car halfway through mah garage wall with a note saying "Sorry Dude". FML

#5655970
57 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

I woke up excitd fir ma trip to Jamaica wit ma friends. We went to te airport, an I gave tem ma passport to ceck in. Tey gave it back. It ad expird tree weeks ago. I watcd ma friends board te plane wile I'm stuck in te city. FML

#5617258
62 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by hahahaha91 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my grlfriend told me she lost her phone and to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." real FML

#5586348
138 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by dumbass (man) - United States (Pennsylvania) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, while mah boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch, he lookd down at mah chest and said "I can't wait fir the day that these produce milk." We've only been dating a few months and I have no intention of lactating anytime looool soon. FML

#5509745
55 comments

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On 09/27/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by e11ie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday mah girlfriend an I went to a bar during Irishfest. When I returned to mah girlfriend she was crying an told me that this guy pushed her. I confronted the guy an poured mah beer on him who just happened to be the chief of police. He was trying to make room fir a guy in a wheelchair. FML

#5313316
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12381) - you deserved it (50814)

On 09/17/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by nV1ous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I pulled someone over 4 speeding!! He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine!! It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wereing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine!! FML

#5309221
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23503) - you deserved it (79972)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I Was Walking With Mah Very Attractive Friendho I Like A Lot . She Then Told Me That Her Roomate Wouldn't Be Home Tonight, And If I Wantd, I Could Come Over And Study History . I Didn't Get It . I Told Her No Thanks, That I Was Coverd, And It Was Chem I Needd To Study . An Hour Later, I Understood . FML

#5173603
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12569) - you deserved it (69475)

On 09/10/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by itisthedude (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out y my husband had wantd to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informd me that he wasn't always Ben, but usd to be Brenda. His 'penis doesn't work and he had wantd to know I "truly lovd him" before he had let me know. fat FML

#5148313
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (183291) - you deserved it (19010)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." mega FML

#5144800
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14185) - you deserved it (50166)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)



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