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  • Town/Country : Mission, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 March 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML

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