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About yorky1 : well what can I say that wont bore you…
I'm Elizabeth. but mostly people call me Ellie and on occasions Beth.
I love animals and I have about a jillion hobbies. I love taking pictures and editing them, cooking and baking, designing and sewing clothes, and making DIYS. I also have an insta and tumblr. i love the internet.
I live in the USA and I'm proud to say it. I also play the flute, tuba, piano, and some guitar and ukulele. I have a dog, rabbit, gecko, and some fish. but my favorite animal has always been the pig so when I get my own place ill be having a teacup pig with me named Kevin.
I have a huge crush but I can't say whom.
thanks for not yawning too loudly. means a lot.
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Today, the doorbell rang. I saw my incredibly overbearing mum's car outside, so I stayed quiet and tried to sneak upstairs. As I crawled through the hallway, commando style, I realised the door blinds were still out for cleaning. If scowls could kill, I'd be roasting in Hell right now. FML
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
Friday 21 November 2014