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yonika_babyyeah

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1295
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About yonika_babyyeah : Just a simple girl...
Brad Paisley // Justin Moore
-- Enough said?

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yonika_babyyeah's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

#4636801
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61086) - you deserved it (12273)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

#4580514
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63823) - you deserved it (7762)

On 08/16/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend. He tenderly started touching my thigh, then started shaking my leg to the rhythm while singing the J-E-L-L-O theme song. FML

#4570471
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49107) - you deserved it (7891)

On 08/16/2009 at 10:32am - intimacy - by juliaspaperbags (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML

#4555505
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63054) - you deserved it (3126)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML

#4555505
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63054) - you deserved it (3126)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML

#4555505
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63054) - you deserved it (3126)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

#4483118
396 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57816) - you deserved it (21681)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (646098) - you deserved it (42826)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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