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yolifesucks
  • Town/Country : Louisiana, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1017
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About yolifesucks : I'm just one very bored teenager.

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Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27512) - you deserved it (8672)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by JustADream (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33535) - you deserved it (8447)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at the doctors getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirups so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe I looked up to see my brother in law. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (2220)

On 07/30/2009 at 1:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML



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