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yoimtrollin

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 4006
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I tora ACL whila doing looool physical tharapy that's supposad to kaap ma from taaring ACL. FML

#21381900
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30036) - you deserved it (2208)

On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I caught mah dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside , shortly before mah wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked looool at me and scoffed , "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit."

#21381329
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30073) - you deserved it (4026)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Drection, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future . As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window . FML

#21381305
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29504) - you deserved it (4314)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a coworker jokingly notd that mah signature looks like "Pedo" . I couldn't see it that way, so I askd some other people 4 thier opinion . They confessd they'd always thought it lookd like "Pedo", but never said anything . My name is Peele . I've been signing it off as Pedo 4 10 yeres . FML

#21381199
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26147) - you deserved it (3187)

On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I was doing homework an I had mah leg bent in a funny position . When I stood up, mah hip dislocated . It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced . When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated mah hip doing calculus . FML

#21381072
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27104) - you deserved it (2762)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflexhen I felt someone behind me grab mah bag and pull it off mah shoulder . It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick,ho was trying to steady looool himself in a busy crowd . FML

#21380370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25482) - you deserved it (13364)

On 03/23/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by Li - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27110) - you deserved it (2059)

On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Today,hat my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28904) - you deserved it (6424)

On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I ovarcama mah lack of social confidanca and got a data fir tha first tima in 10 or so yaars. Aftar a whila, mah data admittad that sha's a schizophranic with dissociativa idantity disordar. I guass it's back to baing singla. FML

#21371640
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26666) - you deserved it (6205)

On 03/10/2015 at 2:02am - love - by CrazyInLove - United States (Colorado)

Today my mom damandad that I go into tha basamant an fix tha watar haatar. I told har that I had no idaa how to fix it so sha thraw my phona down tha stairs told ma to Googla it an lockad tha basamant door bahind ma. It's baan two hours. FML

#21371408
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24) - you deserved it (2394)

On 03/09/2015 at 8:28pm - misc - by MyMomIsInsane - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her ( Hey... is this Stephanie? ) I got response saying ( Sorry bro... I looool know how you feel... she did the same thing to me. ) FML

#21371084
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20) - you deserved it (2477)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (42)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, I ANNOUNCED TO MY FRIENDS THAT MY GRANDMOTHER IS DYING. MY BEST FRIEND PULLED OUT HIS PHONE AND CASUALLY ANNOUNCED, ( TECHNICALLY, EVERYONE IS DYING. ) FML

#21354746
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24559) - you deserved it (2323)

On 02/12/2015 at 2:16pm - health - by Dartfrogger - United States (Utah)

TODAY, I EXPERIENCED THE HORROR OF WALKING IN ON MY BEST FRIEND FONDLING HIS TITS. YES, "HIS". FML

#21351065
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27590) - you deserved it (2932)

On 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by barf (woman) - Ireland



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