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About yogima : I dream of a world at peace.

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Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer because we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20761) - you deserved it (4110)

On 11/09/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting, "Red and green, merry Kwanzaa!" The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML



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