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yeuxdepanda
  • Town/Country : UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 227
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31649) - you deserved it (3149)

On 11/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by batgirlrules881 (woman) - United States

Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML

#6186259 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (22243) - you deserved it (3900)

On 11/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34295) - you deserved it (19253)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:08am - kids - by iailwkrb (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5972) - you deserved it (30593)

On 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Kevin (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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