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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 138348
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About yer_maw : I'm Kirsty [one on the right ;)]
FML gets me through shit days and hangovers.

I like driving badly, drinking dangerous volumes of diet irn bru, having crazy nights out, holidays, my friends, watching scrubs too much and being with Craig ;)

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1240592) - you deserved it (137772)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21167) - you deserved it (146370)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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