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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 May 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 137831
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About yer_maw : I'm Kirsty [one on the right ;)]
FML gets me through shit days and hangovers.

I like driving badly, drinking dangerous volumes of diet irn bru, having crazy nights out, holidays, my friends, watching scrubs too much and being with Craig ;)

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1165331) - you deserved it (125755)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17986) - you deserved it (132171)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

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