FML is awesome, I should go on it more often :P
Roll on 2010, turning 18 + leaving school + Malta! Uni in September :) Strathy/RGU dunno yet ;P
I love getting a wee bit too drunk, ;) driving badly, watching Family Guy, and being with Craig :) x
Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Sully (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boss screamed at me for almost an hour because, apparently, I hurt my coworker's feelings when I stopped speaking to her after finding out that she was sleeping with my boyfriend. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 7:20am - work - by dys (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 6:55am - intimacy - by Patrick - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 9:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from a mobile version
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 12:07am - love - by hesaidwhat - United States
Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Narehs (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by notasgood (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by loveade11 - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend. I told her that I loved her. She asked me how much wind-shield wiper blades cost. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Upbrakie - United States
Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML
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On 10/29/2009 at 2:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend and I watched Juno. When the baby is born in the film, I put my arm around my girlfriend and whispered in her ear that one day it could be us having a baby. She responded by punching me in the happy sacks and telling me I wasn't getting any from her in a long time. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Ouch (man) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
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On 10/01/2009 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
