[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

yer_maw

Search for a member

yer_maw
  • Town/Country : Glasgow, Scotland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 May 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 136840
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About yer_maw : I'm Kirsty [one on the right ;)]
FML gets me through shit days and hangovers.

I like driving badly, drinking dangerous volumes of diet irn bru, having crazy nights out, holidays, my friends, watching scrubs too much and being with Craig ;)

yer_maw's last visitors

FreezeegamageFire91fighterChiisaiRobotataIlovelife07mercury23fuckingbiglifeZebrasofa13lilauer13Greg101

yer_maw's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

yer_maw's favorite FMLs

Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

#13233409 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (23168) - you deserved it (1760)

On 09/28/2010 at 7:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018 (264)

I agree, your life sucks (31068) - you deserved it (10649)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king sized bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

#12638927 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (25371) - you deserved it (3700)

On 08/20/2010 at 2:20am - love - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, I went to give blood for the first time. When I sat down the guy said "First time?" I told him yes and he replied "Me too." FML

#12631880 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (25652) - you deserved it (2404)

On 08/19/2010 at 8:39pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML

#7946141 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (5819) - you deserved it (10644)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Sully (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss screamed at me for almost an hour because, apparently, I hurt my coworker's feelings when I stopped speaking to her after finding out that she was sleeping with my boyfriend. FML

#7608799 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (1325) - you deserved it (1417)

On 01/27/2010 at 7:20am - work - by dys (woman) - United States (Alaska)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML

#7608615 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (13821) - you deserved it (3020)

On 01/27/2010 at 6:55am - intimacy - by Patrick - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML

#7598826 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (8024) - you deserved it (14281)

On 01/26/2010 at 9:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

#7396048 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (17446) - you deserved it (2558)

On 01/17/2010 at 10:18am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

#7391699 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (35928) - you deserved it (3947)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML

#7373793 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (19765) - you deserved it (1835)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:10am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

#7351107 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (20033) - you deserved it (3904)

On 01/15/2010 at 12:07am - love - by hesaidwhat - United States

Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML

#7306098 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (15622) - you deserved it (1551)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Narehs (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

#7304423 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (22990) - you deserved it (1908)

On 01/12/2010 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by notasgood (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

#7300366 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (6353) - you deserved it (16489)

On 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by loveade11 - Sent from mobile version