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yeppitsme
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1114
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About yeppitsme : time isnt wasted when ur getting wasted.
i also waste alot of time at 3am on this site.

msn : dimestheman@hotmail.com ...... dont be shy add me.

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Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (112166) - you deserved it (5485)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20738) - you deserved it (78255)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents met my girlfriend for the first time and cooked us dinner. After, I was helping clean up in the kitchen and my dad says to me, "Don't worry, you have to slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess." and winks at me. She heard. I was going to propose to her tonight. FML



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