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yayuhh

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About yayuhh : Sup! I'm Eric Rosales! Just got the app again after months of not having it!

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yayuhh's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year old man's junk. FML

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232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34880) - you deserved it (5883)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

#16983308
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33400) - you deserved it (5307)

On 07/05/2011 at 4:27am - intimacy - by davidthegreat (man) - Japan

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
463 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29801) - you deserved it (16566)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

#16276951
502 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12162) - you deserved it (218801)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I sent a forward to the ladies at my office. When I scrolled down I noticed my personal emails from my best friend were attached. They go into great detail about the sex I had last night, when I was planning on dumping my boyfriend and that I suspected I had an anal fissure. FML

#2373728
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9527) - you deserved it (55023)

On 05/28/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by crazybiotch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

#1429978
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61672) - you deserved it (5171)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

#1363713
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9909) - you deserved it (88032)

On 04/26/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

#285039
124 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

#648
39 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Nick Nameous - United States (California)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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226 comments

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