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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
I agree, your life sucks (30656) - you deserved it (1945)
On 10/29/2011 at 3:22am - love - by backstabbed - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had a vehicle towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant. The vehicle belonged to the governor. I'm scared to even show my face at work next week. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21980) - you deserved it (3174)
On 10/28/2011 at 8:19pm - work - by NoMoreMeters - United States (Ohio)
Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
I agree, your life sucks (25924) - you deserved it (6928)
On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27190) - you deserved it (3395)
On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44858) - you deserved it (1874)
On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24993) - you deserved it (1543)
On 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by messed up - United States (Oregon)
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
I agree, your life sucks (46858) - you deserved it (7160)
On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)
I agree, your life sucks (30347) - you deserved it (3378)
On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24590) - you deserved it (5739)
On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML
I agree, your life sucks (23764) - you deserved it (2046)
On 10/29/2010 at 2:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14745) - you deserved it (18248)
On 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm - kids - by gibsonSG323 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23821) - you deserved it (4741)
On 06/03/2010 at 8:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9280) - you deserved it (16921)
On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 10:14am - misc - by fububc - Sent from mobile version
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