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Today, mah boyfriend left me fir mah step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her fir the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that mah stomach pains r due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify fir Jerry Springer. FML
Today, my husband discoverd that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turnd to me an whisperd 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moand. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015