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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 September 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 549
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About yay_knee : I'm a lawyer..... Just kidding.

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Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

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On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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