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About yay_knee : There's not much I can say. Not because I don't have a life, but simply because I don't know you. I have brown hair, brown eyes, and I'm petite. I'm currently in college and I'm majoring in English and Creative Writing. I'm also thinking about getting a teaching degree. I want to be a writer (publishing writer of course).
I have a ps3, so if you have a ps3 and want to play a game with me (that is if I have that game), then message me. I'm not the best gamer, but my bf says I'm okay. If you don't have a ps3, but you still want to talk, then you can message me too.
Things I like to do:
3) play my ps3
4) exercise (however, I hate running)
Things I'm terrified of:
1) lady bugs
4) dragon flies
6) snakes ( I once tried killing a snake by throwing water at it. Not the smartest thing I've ever done especially since it simply got away)
P.S. I might have a serious obsession with Russians, but shh... don't tell my boyfriend.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML
Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Saturday 1 March 2014