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yay_knee
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 September 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 335
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About yay_knee : There's not much I can say. Not because I don't have a life, but simply because I don't know you. I have brown hair, brown eyes, and I'm petite. I'm currently in college and I'm majoring in English and Creative Writing. I'm also thinking about getting a teaching degree. I want to be a writer (publishing writer of course).
I have a ps3, so if you have a ps3 and want to play a game with me (that is if I have that game), then message me. I'm not the best gamer, but my bf says I'm okay. If you don't have a ps3, but you still want to talk, then you can message me too.
Things I like to do:
1) read
2) write
3) play my ps3
4) exercise (however, I hate running)
Things I'm terrified of:
1) lady bugs
2) butterflies
3) moths
4) dragon flies
5) spiders
6) snakes ( I once tried killing a snake by throwing water at it. Not the smartest thing I've ever done especially since it simply got away)
P.S. I might have a serious obsession with Russians, but shh... don't tell my boyfriend.

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yay_knee's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48258) - you deserved it (6457)

On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

#14029442 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (29985) - you deserved it (3516)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29520) - you deserved it (9541)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19230) - you deserved it (12915)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (147920) - you deserved it (55399)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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