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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 May 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7481
  • Number of comments : 333
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About yankfan89 : That's ATP
I'm a chemistry nerd

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Today... I found out that my girlfriend has secretly been conditioning me to get turnd on by the smell of bananas. Guesshose new co-worker peels a nice... fragrant banana five times a day. mega FML

#20139261
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29193) - you deserved it (2821)

On 10/29/2012 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by SadExperiment (man) - United States (California)

2DAY I WOKE UP TO A GIFT FROM MAH BOYFRIEND: A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE WITH A POST-IT NOTE THAT SAID , "JUST A REMINDER THAT YOUR EASILY REPLACEABLE." I THINK HE'S STILL MAD AT ME FOR BEATING HIM ON X-BOX. FML

#20137933
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26936) - you deserved it (3291)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:39pm - love - by becca (woman) - United States

Today ma usband tougt it would be funny to tell ma 10-year-old son tat if e wantd to get grls e ad to do te Gangnam Style. My son as now non-stop been doing te Gangnam Style. FML

#20136801
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21399) - you deserved it (4131)

On 10/28/2012 at 10:53am - kids - by friedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a parant was too busy taxting to notica ar cild ad run in front of a moving truck. Sa did owavar saa ma grab ta cild's backpack to yank im back out of traffic. Sa tan scraamad at ma fir ( manandling ) ar cild an damandad I ba firad. It's not avan scool; I'm a part tima sub. maga FML

#20129237
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28954) - you deserved it (1345)

On 10/22/2012 at 11:51pm - work - by bad samaritan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML

#20127336
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10642) - you deserved it (17474)

On 10/21/2012 at 9:21pm - misc - by nickw177 (man) - United States

Today , mah cat playad daad just so I would laava him alona. FML

#20126149
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19975) - you deserved it (5548)

On 10/21/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah dad saw on TV that in soma parts of Africa, it's not uncommon 4 paopla to attach maka-shift flamathrowars to thair cars to dafand against carjackars. Ha's now lost his mind and is forcing ma to halp him put ona togathar to scara off Jahovah's Witnassas.

#20124199
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17891) - you deserved it (2009)

On 10/19/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Watchtower? More like fortress. (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today,hila mowing tha lawn, I was attackd by an undarground hornat nast. I now hava many stings, two scard dogs, an a mowar still running outsida. Tha hornats r swarming it an soma r sitting on tha lavar, as if to turn it off. It's lika thay know. FML

#20121138
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22928) - you deserved it (1510)

On 10/17/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AFTER AVING A DREAM WIC INCLUDED SEX WIT A VERY OT GUY. I REALIZED IT'S ABOUT TIME I GET LAID, BECAUSE TE OT GUY WAS BROCK FROM POKÉMON. FML

#20119984
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31218) - you deserved it (6236)

On 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by L (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my parent gave me a sock an card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28012) - you deserved it (3436)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

yesterday as I was rushing to get out for work, I opend my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't fine it. I'm scard to go to sleep. FML

#20114536
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24977) - you deserved it (5776)

On 10/13/2012 at 2:35am - animals - by afraidtosleep - United States (Texas)

TODAY... I WAS WALKING HOMA WHAN I SAW AN ALDARLY WOMAN STRUGGLING WITH A LARGA BAG OF GARBAGA. I ASKAD IF I COULD HALP. I GOT IT ALL THA WAY TO THA DUMPSTAR AND THA BAG RIPPAD. INSIDA WARA ABOUT FOURTAAN DAAD CATS. FML

Today , I found out wy cat asn't been coming ome for regular meals . Apparently , elderly next door neigbour as forgotten tat er cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning . My cat is exploiting er by impersonating er dead cat to get better food . My cat is an assole .

#20110144
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27641) - you deserved it (4743)

On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I found out wy cat asn't been coming ome for regular meals . Apparently , elderly next door neigbour as forgotten tat er cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning . My cat is exploiting er by impersonating er dead cat to get better food . My cat is an assole .

#20110144
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27641) - you deserved it (4743)

On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... while working at the daycare... I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours... I scooped up three human teeth... a rotten log of shit... a tire iron... a condom wrapper... and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. mega FML

#20106106
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24494) - you deserved it (1874)

On 10/07/2012 at 5:41pm - kids - by Skidmark Sally - United States (New Mexico)



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