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yankfan89

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yankfan89

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 May 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6829
  • Number of comments : 333
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About yankfan89 : That's ATP
I'm a chemistry nerd

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yankfan89's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecologist exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

#6607
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42377) - you deserved it (3708)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by Escape! (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64336) - you deserved it (5602)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend that I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlock our flat to see that the place was a mess. She had thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

#2411
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25290) - you deserved it (1878)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:41am - love - by NJ - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

#1751
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18475) - you deserved it (3296)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by lovekills99 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21531) - you deserved it (2121)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML

#576
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24780) - you deserved it (3038)

On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51865) - you deserved it (6306)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

#523
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7700) - you deserved it (28825)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we are still living at our parents' house. FML

#390
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17097) - you deserved it (11252)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:26pm - misc - by niii - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (287541) - you deserved it (28275)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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