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yankfan89

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yankfan89

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 May 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7923
  • Number of comments : 333
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About yankfan89 : That's ATP
I'm a chemistry nerd

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yankfan89's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

#1751
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19216) - you deserved it (3442)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by lovekills99 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21752) - you deserved it (2130)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML

#576
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26266) - you deserved it (3197)

On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53960) - you deserved it (6576)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

#523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8610) - you deserved it (31219)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we are still living at our parents' house. FML

#390
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17226) - you deserved it (11350)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:26pm - misc - by niii - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (295259) - you deserved it (28413)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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