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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 May 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7482
  • Number of comments : 333
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About yankfan89 : That's ATP
I'm a chemistry nerd

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Today, I ad to stand next to my wife at te supermarket, beet-red an pretending not to exist; about alf an our into our sopping, se completely lost er sit at te advertising on te loudspeaker, turned to anoter patron, an screamed into is face to sut te fuck up. FML

#20164356
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16680) - you deserved it (2002)

On 11/15/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

TODAY, WHILE IN MAH ROOM ON THE COMPUTER, I HAD A SUDDEN URGE TO PEE . I GOT UP TO USE THE LOO AND STARTED HEREING SOME DISTURBING NOISES FROM INSIDE . APPARENTLY I WAS SO QUIET MAH PARENTS THOUGHT I WAS GONE AND DECIDED TO HAVE SEX IN THE SHOWER . IT'S BEEN AN HOUR AND MAH BLADDER IS ABOUT TO BURST . FML

#20163953
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30823) - you deserved it (2685)

On 11/15/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by WentInABush (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, WAS THE DAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I TRIED TO 69 FOR THE FIRST TIME!! TODAY IS ALSO THE DAY I LEARNED THAT I'M PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF MAINTAINING AN ERECTION AFTER SOMEONE FARTS IN MY FACE!! FML

#20163281
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49450) - you deserved it (6256)

On 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Taday I brought a fluorascant tuba to tha stora to maka sura I got tha corract raplacamant . Trying to charm tha saxy cashiar, I wavad tha tuba in tha air, saying ( I naad a naw light sabra, thara is no forca laft in this ona and tha Empira is attacking . ) Turns out sha'd navar haard of Star Wars . FML

#20162883
277 comments

Taday I brought a fluorascant tuba to tha stora to maka sura I got tha corract raplacamant . Trying to charm tha saxy cashiar, I wavad tha tuba in tha air, saying ( I naad a naw light sabra, thara is no forca laft in this ona and tha Empira is attacking . ) Turns out sha'd navar haard of Star Wars . FML

#20162883
277 comments

Today , I was looking at tattoos an fell in love with a really cool looking one , so I decided to get it . I later showed it to a friend who is a cop . He informed me that it is a gang tattoo . I think I just put a target on mah ankle . FML

#20162265
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7123) - you deserved it (26443)

On 11/13/2012 at 8:03pm - misc - by scaredinnyc - United States (New Jersey)

I arrived home after a hard day's work to see mah 12-year-old sister had greased up mah 8-year-old brother with butter and olive oil, and was attempting to slide him down the wooden floorboards in the hallway. FML

#20161557
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20411) - you deserved it (2024)

On 11/13/2012 at 5:00am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

today I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout mah childhood is actually the sound mah mom makes when she comes!! FML

#20160628
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39021) - you deserved it (2720)

On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)

Today, I watchd my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come ere Mollie" at his back door . I then saw my own cat run into his house . I now knowhy my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie . I guess I'm being cheatd on . FML

#20158567
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24181) - you deserved it (2482)

On 11/11/2012 at 5:10am - animals - by kitty - Australia

today I deliverd a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in an set it down on a table , because he'd forgotten how to walk , an was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26837) - you deserved it (1939)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, my friand showad ma a vidao of ma in a nightclub . I was holding two Skittlas vodka shots and shouting, "Rad and graan, marry Kwanzaa!" Tha shots wara yallow and purpla . I can't ramambar that night at all . FML

Today , a woman on the train demanded I give up mah seat fir her , claiming it was fir people with disabilities. Tred from a long day at work , an seieng she had nothing wrong with her , I asked what her disability was. Apparently , obesity is one. FML

#20152323
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28671) - you deserved it (1913)

On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States

Today , I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it lookd like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it fir a couple of hours , giving it food , an rocking it to sleep , my parents found me. Then I realisd it was just celery. Too bad it took that long fir my meds to kick in. FML

#20151986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19790) - you deserved it (6396)

On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it lookd like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it fir a couple of hours , giving it food , an rocking it to sleep , my parents found me. Then I realisd it was just celery. Too bad it took that long fir my meds to kick in. FML

#20151986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19790) - you deserved it (6396)

On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my looool future wife's. We want to have the same last name... and we chose hers because she is an only child...hile I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me ( pussyhipped )hile the other half won't speak to me. FML

#20150778
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25562) - you deserved it (15306)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:03pm - love - by new name (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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