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Today, on my 21st birthday, a relative asked me if I was still engaged to the love of my life. The man I spent several years with, gave my virginity to, moved across the country for, who promised to marry me before my 21st, and who swore he was over his ex for good. No, but thanks for asking. FML
by Anonymous / 03/30/2011 at 7:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/27/2011 at 2:41pm / United States (North Carolina) / Geek
by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Username / 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Kim / 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by radiationkillz / 03/21/2011 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
by failureparent / 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (California) / Geek
by Anonymous / 03/20/2011 at 3:44am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML
by Abby_gummibear / 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by newlywed / 02/27/2011 at 12:18am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML
by Anonymous / 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm / United States (Delaware) / Geek
Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
by anon / 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…