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by Username / 05/17/2011 at 12:05am / Miscellaneous
by BrownDump / 05/14/2011 at 6:43am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Animals
Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML
by Burnt / 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
by Dana / 05/10/2011 at 4:36am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Chad / 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm / United States / Money
by Stupid / 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Work
by mottephobe / 04/06/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Utah) / Animals
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
by lovely321 / 04/02/2011 at 3:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
by Username / 03/31/2011 at 3:20am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…