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by Username / 05/17/2011 at 12:05am / Miscellaneous
by BrownDump / 05/14/2011 at 6:43am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Animals
Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML
by Burnt / 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
by Dana / 05/10/2011 at 4:36am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Chad / 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm / United States / Money
by Stupid / 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Work
by mottephobe / 04/06/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Utah) / Animals
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
by lovely321 / 04/02/2011 at 3:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
by Username / 03/31/2011 at 3:20am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts… Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking.… Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not…