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by anonymous / 08/13/2011 at 2:58am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML
by smurfpoo / 08/09/2011 at 3:35am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by assante2010 / 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
by lauramarie / 07/23/2011 at 10:18am / Canada / Kids
by imnotacat / 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by kacysospacyy / 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML
by gross / 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML
by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 4:40am / Austria / Intimacy
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML
by ohno / 07/13/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Unknown / 07/07/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Missouri) / Holidays
by danam / 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
by brittbrat4 / 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
- Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was… Today, my sister and I were having a slumber party in my room since my parents left on a trip. They… Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support.…