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About yakrider : Goddamit, I'm tired of having fucking jesus creep into my profanity tirade for god's sake. Hell, we dont even have good alternatives. So for the love of god, this is my project to change that. I hope for god's sake ya'll will jump in too:

repacements :
oh god / omg -> oh my goodness, oh shit, oh fuck,
fucking hell -> fucking fusion
for the love of god -> for the love of life, for the love of stars,
holy mother of god -> holy ancient monkey
holy son of god -> holy son of stars, holy blasted stars, holy dark matter
why in gods name ... -> why in the name of ancient monkeys ..
for god's sake -> for the sake of ancient monkeys

brand new AWESOME shiite :

fucking berserker
what a fucking caveman
you fucking ape
what fucking fusion is this
what quantum bullshit is this
what the heisen!
vaat de heisen iss dhis
hail the ancient monkey
you fucking cordycep / cordy
you darwinfucked dinosaur
pray to your zombie lord for your time is now up

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