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  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 June 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 943
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About yafuckyourlife : Hm..

I am very blunt, sarcastic, and almost always being a smartass..

There is nothing more comical than seeing someone run into a pole. Bonus points for women, children, little people, over weight people, and animals.
(Preferably large animals)
(Yes, I am aware I'm losing points in heaven for that one)

Can't wait for 2012 when we can vote a REAL president into office. Yeah, that's right, I said it.

I am currently addicted to: Comedy Central, Texting, Nicorette, Arizona Iced Tea, and Butterflies.

Live, Laugh, Love.
Fuck em' if they can't take a joke.

yafuckyourlife's page activity

Visits<b>COURT_KING</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 4:02pm<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 5:27am<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 7:19am<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 11:49am<b>Xx_dankdoge_xX</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 9:26am<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 1:50am<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 1:26am<b>ronak</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 12:45am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 12:44am<b>Countryboy6</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 10:00pm<b>YoungNbuff</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:36pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:00pm<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 1:22am<b>Mendez6</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 8:36pm<b>Tthug</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 6:31pm<b>benatron23</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:45am<b>snowaholicmxz</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 3:39pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 5:38pm

Fucked!<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 7:50am<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 7:26am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 6:45am<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 7:22am

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