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yafuckyourlife
  • Town/Country : Lake Havasu City, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 June 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 800
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About yafuckyourlife : Hm..

I am very blunt, sarcastic, and almost always being a smartass..

There is nothing more comical than seeing someone run into a pole. Bonus points for women, children, little people, over weight people, and animals.
(Preferably large animals)
(Yes, I am aware I'm losing points in heaven for that one)

Can't wait for 2012 when we can vote a REAL president into office. Yeah, that's right, I said it.

I am currently addicted to: Comedy Central, Texting, Nicorette, Arizona Iced Tea, and Butterflies.

LEGALIZE.
Live, Laugh, Love.
Fuck em' if they can't take a joke.

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