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About yafuckyourlife : Hm..
I am very blunt, sarcastic, and almost always being a smartass..
There is nothing more comical than seeing someone run into a pole. Bonus points for women, children, little people, over weight people, and animals.
(Preferably large animals)
(Yes, I am aware I'm losing points in heaven for that one)
Can't wait for 2012 when we can vote a REAL president into office. Yeah, that's right, I said it.
I am currently addicted to: Comedy Central, Texting, Nicorette, Arizona Iced Tea, and Butterflies.
Live, Laugh, Love.
Fuck em' if they can't take a joke.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Friday 22 May 2015