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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 575
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About yaface : I'm a medical student. Also single. 18 years old.

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Today, I fractured my knuckle at the gym. My girlfriend offered to drive me to Urgent Care. As I threw my gym bag in the car, my keys flew out of the bag's pocket and hit her in the face. I spent the whole afternoon getting dirty looks from nurses because of my broken hand and her black eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57748) - you deserved it (4811)

On 08/14/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

#4390230
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41476) - you deserved it (10722)

On 08/08/2009 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by sandwichsex (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that a Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering does not offer enough knowledge and experience to accomplish some simple, everyday tasks. I have spent the last 12 years designing large robots to scour the seabed for shipwrecks yet the mechanism used to unhook a bra eludes me. FML

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246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46683) - you deserved it (18074)

On 06/30/2009 at 10:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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