Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

yabrett

Search for a member

yabrett

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 25957
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

yabrett's page activity

Visits<b>Journiexo</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 6:05am<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/23/2014 at 11:02am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:45pm<b>Ciurchi</b> - the 11/26/2009 at 4:41am<b>kayla_f_babyyy</b> - the 08/20/2009 at 9:00pm<b>hellomynameisril</b> - the 06/14/2009 at 1:49am<b>nokiac_b</b> - the 06/06/2009 at 5:04pm<b>lizarddx0x0</b> - the 06/06/2009 at 4:42pm<b>Yuri_Fan_Girl</b> - the 05/25/2009 at 11:50am<b>assman266</b> - the 05/20/2009 at 3:18pm<b>username666</b> - the 05/05/2009 at 5:06pm<b>tiger01</b> - the 05/05/2009 at 4:50pm<b>miltonbradley</b> - the 05/05/2009 at 4:30pm<b>nafur15</b> - the 05/05/2009 at 4:19pm<b>mattiscool</b> - the 05/05/2009 at 2:44pm<b>24788</b> - the 05/05/2009 at 9:24am<b>markjbon</b> - the 05/05/2009 at 4:54am<b>bmac221</b> - the 05/02/2009 at 5:43am

yabrett's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

yabrett's favorite FMLs

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

#2350763
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16542) - you deserved it (68321)

On 05/27/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by waterproblem (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, was my first meeting with business partners as I am new to the team. Instead of saying that I was looking forward to "stretching my legs" or "spreading my wings", I told them I was anxious to start "spreading my legs". FML

#1683242
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57325) - you deserved it (19959)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

#505587
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70188) - you deserved it (11615)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to a birthday party for my friend's daughter. I picked up a gift for the girl and another for her parents. I got the mother a cute little garden stone that read "What our children see in the world depends on what we show them." Later, I found out her daughter is blind. FML

#334841
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64409) - you deserved it (15780)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: